Fly By Night

I got the third degree at both Teesside (sorry Durham Tees Valley) and Heathrow Airports either side of yesterdays tour date.
At Heathrow bag drop I had the following conversation:
She “Do you have anything sharp in your hand luggage?”
Me “I have no hand luggage apart from this book”
She “Its a big book that isn’t it?”
Me “Yes”
She “You could really whack someone over the head with that couldn’t you”
Me “You can’t even joke about things like that!”
She “Oh we don’t care we’re sick of all the changes”
She “You’ve not got anything concealed in it have you?”
Made up for the indignity of having to take my shoes off it did.

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