Mrs SP, who works in Local Government, is currently having her department assessed by another wing of the Central Government inspectorate. The auditors self description is:
“Someone who is sent to shoot the wounded following the battle”.
Any better ones will be published.
For those thinking like me I have already tried to find an image of Viz’s “Bottom Inspectors” which is what a client named his audit team recently. Wikipedia describes them as follows:
The Bottom Inspectors
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